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Dear Thor,

umm.......what's up

Dear Literary Giant,

I AM NOW A WRAP ARTISTS! That's what's up BITCH! Check it!

Wrap wrap tit face
Wrap wrap bitch tits

I'm buying a car got so much cash
Gonna take a shit out the hole in my ass
The hole my ass is my ass you hole
Who gonna know, now I do go no

Designer shit on my bitch no disrespect
My momma go to school pissing my shit
Got so much cash gonna buy some dope

Anyway that's what I have so far...

Thanks for asking

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  Entry #: 6797  
Dear Thor,

My horse ran away recently and I can't find her anywhere. Do you know where she could be? I'm getting worried.

Sincerely,

Worried about horse
Dear Douche Whisperer,

Don't worry horses are like pigeons without wings, they always come home. Unless of course you have been touching or fondling the horse in an unnatural way, with your tongue, fingers or whatever! Pig!
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