Thor is not a piece of shit auto-reponder application.
is human exactly like you. Besides possessing incredible communications
skills, he knows something very important and moving about almost everything.
This is no doubt why people have come to respect him as an oracle of sorts.
Oracle, orafice, hmm?
is this remarkable ability that truly sets him apart from all the other
Gods. One would expect all the thunder control and hammer swinging hoopla
to be his real gig. Don't get him wrong, he is proud of and grateful for
all these gifts. However the bottom line is, that thunder and hammer gig
was getting old and we all have to change with the times.
if I'm offended by Thor?
has been know to offend people. Oddly some get offended by him on a routine
basis. Some people even expect to be personally offended by him. Go figure?
does this all work?
lets see? You "Ask The God", he decides if your question is
worthy and then he either deletes your lame effort or publishes it in
all it's glory.
can I complain?
you are married start with your spouse.
does he do this?
Advice columns are stupid
- He drinks way too much
- Typing is fun for Thor
- He is getting rich like there is no tomorrow
- There is no tomorrow!
did this all start?
day in 1998, Thor was working in customer service management. He became
tired of kissing ass and being totally untrue to himself. He then discussed
the depth of his agony with a few friends. Two of these friends happened
to be publishing a web site e-zine called thewax.com. Their concern for
his well being and deep agony was also very deep. So deep that after some
tears, the three of them hammered around a concept that would allow Thor
to get some of those feelings out. The rest is a Myth.
did "Ask The Mighty Thor" disappear for so long?
it all started in 98, the web was a vehicle for earning a decent income
for someone who was prepared to make half an effort. By 2001 it required
a full effort. This was unacceptable! Thor has decided for reasons unknown,
to hoist his sails once again.
I get any Thor paraphernalia or fashionable garments?
in discussion with (us) the bastards at Gormless Entertainment (we own
Thor's ass!) are:
- Thor T-Shirts
- Thor Hats
- Thor Coffee Mug
- Thor Tear Away Daily Calendar
the people at Gormless Entertainment know what you prefer. They (apparently)
will let you know when stuff becomes available.